Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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