I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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