R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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