in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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