I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
They took my balls.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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