my sisters under your porch take her home
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just pee around me
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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