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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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