Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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