Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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