I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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