Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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