I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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