i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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