Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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