he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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