This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i think im in europe. pls send help
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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