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  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:22am

    *karma* this is fucking sick.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:27pm

    2:42 Your a fuckin loser! Get help your fucked up

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am

    Ohhhh great idea! added to my arsenal. Don't mess with crazy

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:54pm

    oh maryland. you slay me.

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:05pm

    let mine loose in my ex's body wash bottle

  • 54 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:51pm

    This is GREAT!! There's a ton of people out there bustin' nuts in other peoples shampoo bottles. I love this site!

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:14pm

    SHOULD HAVE JIZZED IN THEIR MILK!! =P

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:46am

    I thought I was the only one to have done this. I'm glad it's catching on. Sticky sweet revenge.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:30am

    Ok who gives a fuck if it's good for ur hair u have jizz all in ur hair nd u kno after that day their gonna be like I rly wish my hair was like that one day....

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:20pm

    omg you all are sick!! in a funny way.. i would die if this ever happened to me! karma is a bitchhhh

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:00pm

    My boyfriends has done this!!! I love it

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:42am

    I jizzed in my mom's mouthj while she was sleeping... no biggiee.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:51pm

    i totally was gonna do that to my ex's roommate

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:03pm

    haha this is so gross but so funny

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:57pm

    haha i had to look at the area code and make sure it wasn't my ex... he hated my room mates and I'm sure he would have done the same.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:09pm

    haha... my friend did it in a girls face cream

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:43am

    I wonder how many ppl saw this an wondered if it was them it happened to? Lmfao genius bro!!

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:52pm

    this is fucking hilarious. i love my best friends boyfriend because he likes to pee in his cousin's girlfriends shampoo bottles and on her car door handle. i'll have to tell him to jerk it next time.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:43am

    OMG my gf's 20 year old sister talked so much shit about me I jizzed in a hole in her stuffed animal.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by debra on Sep 2, 10 at 6:42pm

    I think it's supposed to make hair shiny...

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:13pm

    dude--wipe your sweaty/dirty sac on her loofah (the puffy little thing girls use to wash their bodies with).

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:16pm

    got it beat... I jizzed on my ex's TOOTHBRUSH!!! fuckin bitch !

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:47pm

    Topped it. It was cousins rommamtes and i stirred it with their toochbrush.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:52am

    that's the grossest/funniest fucking thing you can do for revenge. it would mix in terrfyingly well. guess i'd better start being nicer to the roomie's boyfriend.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:04pm

    Omg!! That is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:41am

    You have actually done them a favor as protien is FANTASTIC for the hair!

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Ansley025 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:03am

    Totally gross, but absolutely hilarious at the same time!

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:03pm

    also good for an open yogurt or something. disgusting but hilarious

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:33pm

    I used to pee on my roommates toothbrush because I fucking hated her.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:23pm

    one of the most classic stories i've ever heard in 18 words, you should win some sort of reward for this post

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    dude, jokes on you, jizz is good for girls hair. google it.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    lmao, that's hilarious.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:23am

    i wonder who coined the term jizz

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:50pm

    hahah your hilarious dude I remember you telling me you did this well over a year ago. hahahaahha

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:32pm

    Wow! I can't believe someone else did this! My ex-roomie was a big bitch, so every night during the last month of the lease I would "add" to her shampoo bottle. Hahaha. Awesome dude!

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:16pm

    I jizzed in my roommates conditioner and peed in his shampoo while in the 808 he smelled terrible

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:16pm

    it's "there's something about mary" all over again!

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:35pm

    ewwwww to 11:01.... I think the shampoo idea is better. 11:01's idea would wash away too quickly.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:24pm

    next time use their toothbrush to scratch your ass

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:19pm

    the average american male

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:11pm

    I CALL BULLSHIT. go read THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:17am

    wow @2:42... that's pretty awkward dude :/

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:40pm

    i thought this was my ex until i remembered it was laundry detergent. ...and I spit it in there. Classy.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:53am

    That is priceless. Good job!

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:01am

    hahaha I like unscrewing the shower head blowing a huge load in it and putting it back on. i call it. the everlasting globstopper!