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  • that's the grossest/funniest fucking thing you can do for revenge. it would mix in terrfyingly well. guess i'd better start being nicer to the roomie's boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:52am
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  • dude, jokes on you, jizz is good for girls hair. google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:35pm
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  • omg you all are sick!! in a funny way.. i would die if this ever happened to me! karma is a bitchhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:20pm
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  • let mine loose in my ex's body wash bottle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:05pm
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  • oh maryland. you slay me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:54pm
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  • I thought I was the only one to have done this. I'm glad it's catching on. Sticky sweet revenge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:46am
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  • OMG my gf's 20 year old sister talked so much shit about me I jizzed in a hole in her stuffed animal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:43am
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  • i wonder who coined the term jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:23am
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  • SHOULD HAVE JIZZED IN THEIR MILK!! =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:14pm
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  • 2:42 Your a fuckin loser! Get help your fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:27pm
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  • Ohhhh great idea! added to my arsenal. Don't mess with crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am
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  • got it beat... I jizzed on my ex's TOOTHBRUSH!!! fuckin bitch !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:16pm
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  • I think it's supposed to make hair shiny...

    Submitted by debra on Sep 2, 10 at 6:42pm
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  • haha... my friend did it in a girls face cream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:09pm
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  • haha i had to look at the area code and make sure it wasn't my ex... he hated my room mates and I'm sure he would have done the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:57pm
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  • this is fucking hilarious. i love my best friends boyfriend because he likes to pee in his cousin's girlfriends shampoo bottles and on her car door handle. i'll have to tell him to jerk it next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:52pm
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  • next time use their toothbrush to scratch your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:24pm
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  • Totally gross, but absolutely hilarious at the same time!

    Submitted by Ansley025 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:03am
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  • Topped it. It was cousins rommamtes and i stirred it with their toochbrush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:47pm
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  • This is GREAT!! There's a ton of people out there bustin' nuts in other peoples shampoo bottles. I love this site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:51pm
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  • i totally was gonna do that to my ex's roommate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:51pm
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  • haha this is so gross but so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:03pm
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  • *karma* this is fucking sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:22am
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  • one of the most classic stories i've ever heard in 18 words, you should win some sort of reward for this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:23pm
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  • I jizzed in my mom's mouthj while she was sleeping... no biggiee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:42am
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  • You have actually done them a favor as protien is FANTASTIC for the hair!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:41am
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  • My boyfriends has done this!!! I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • lmao, that's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:34pm
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  • dude--wipe your sweaty/dirty sac on her loofah (the puffy little thing girls use to wash their bodies with).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:13pm
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  • hahah your hilarious dude I remember you telling me you did this well over a year ago. hahahaahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:50pm
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  • Wow! I can't believe someone else did this! My ex-roomie was a big bitch, so every night during the last month of the lease I would "add" to her shampoo bottle. Hahaha. Awesome dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:32pm
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  • I CALL BULLSHIT. go read THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:11pm
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  • ewwwww to 11:01.... I think the shampoo idea is better. 11:01's idea would wash away too quickly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:35pm
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  • Ok who gives a fuck if it's good for ur hair u have jizz all in ur hair nd u kno after that day their gonna be like I rly wish my hair was like that one day....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:30am
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  • the average american male

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:19pm
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  • I jizzed in my roommates conditioner and peed in his shampoo while in the 808 he smelled terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:16pm
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  • it's "there's something about mary" all over again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:16pm
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  • also good for an open yogurt or something. disgusting but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:03pm
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  • Omg!! That is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:04pm
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  • wow @2:42... that's pretty awkward dude :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:17am
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  • That is priceless. Good job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:53am
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  • I used to pee on my roommates toothbrush because I fucking hated her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:33pm
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  • I wonder how many ppl saw this an wondered if it was them it happened to? Lmfao genius bro!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:43am
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  • i thought this was my ex until i remembered it was laundry detergent. ...and I spit it in there. Classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:40pm
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  • hahaha I like unscrewing the shower head blowing a huge load in it and putting it back on. i call it. the everlasting globstopper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:01am
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