I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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