She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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