dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
and she was petting her beer can
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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