I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just puked most of my soul out..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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