I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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