Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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