whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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