Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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