What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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