I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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