Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Buhtt sex?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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