Is it because I queefed?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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