Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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