he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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