I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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