My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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