i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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