i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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