apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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