I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So vagazzling was a success
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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