just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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