you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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