I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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