I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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