yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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