Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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