Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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