the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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