Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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