is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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