It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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