Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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