After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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